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This is the day to spend $50 on buying unicorns.
Eden-'Miss Philina, do you want to go buy matching unicorn slippers?'
Miss Philina-'YES! Because today is December 15th!'
When referring to a day from 1 year to 4 years ago; but not any specific day at all. Commonly used during 4am conversations with a 4 year old, asking you if you remember something you weren't around for.
'Eden? Do you remember yesteryear... when Booty stole my purple spider?'
'No, Beans. I don't think I was there for that.'
Is what Eden becomes after 38 straight hours of drinking anything alcoholic put in front of her. Usually occurring after a traumatic life altering event. Most likely involving and/or being caused by her 'trash man'; and the sick pleasure he gets out of using her, pushing her further than ever and seeing how long he can make her wait before she's completely broken and dead inside.
To achieve being a 'Litty Kitty' one must own 3 or more cats and must consume alcoholic beverages from a zombie hello kitty water bottle.
oh hell, Eden's going to be a Litty Kitty tonight... she parties too hard.
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The state in which causes someone to be obsessed with teeth.
That's Eden. Keep your mouth closed around her, she has dentalarium.
a fearmongering monster.
a black Honda.
we were riding around in the cocoarona all night.
When you start typing an email or text because you're upset; but lose steam somewhere along the way and realize you're rambling. Which you promise to stop... until you get upset and re-fueled again.
'Eden sent a really long email, rantmbling. She's a sleepy psycho.'
A person who has an undeniable hatred for the world and the humans who inhabit it; but, who also have stronger motivating mission and purpose to save the world by helping to restore the humanity into those who have become lost; helping them to find themselves and giving them reasons to believe again.