frisbee

Nipple surrounded by an areola of disturbingly wide diameter; Areola covering a disproportionately large surface of the breast.

She had frisbees.

Have you also been turned off by her frisbees?

His wife has frisbees.

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trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

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longueuil

Haircut generally seen on heads of thin white passive-agressive men wearing tight blue jeans and a camisole. Synonym: mullet.

This priest has the shiniest longueuil I have ever seen.

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chipmunk

Unhappy person in an antisocial mood, whose attitude is charecterized by the to desire to avoid social contacts in order to work on geek stuff, such as installing an Amiga emulator on his PC or play with a progamable calculator on a Friday night.

He's not coming with us because he's such a chipmunk.

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third world

Profanity mumbled to oneself when dealing with any form of unefficiency, deception, incompetence, malfunction, desillusion, ignorance, shortage, exasperation or failure.

The inspectors knew the bridge would collapse but they did nothing. Third world.

I've been waiting in line for 6 hours to get in. Fucking third world.

You only have a dial-up connection? Are you third world fucking kidding?

That amazing giant chewbacca hologram promotion is only available in the US and Japan? Fuck three third of the world.

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tabarouette

(French-Canadian)

Soft and polite profanity used to emphasize an emotion, an impression. Mild version of french-canadian curse word tabarnak.

Par boutte, la vie coute cher en tabarouette. (Sometimes, life is darn costly.)

Mon tabarouette de bouffon! (You darn joker!)

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plane'arium

Planetarium, said by someone who has an extremely rare disease which consists of not being able to pronounce the "t" in (and only in) the word planetarium. Pronounce: "planay'aarium"

Let's go to the plane'arium, oh by the way sorry I can't pronounce the "t" in plane'arium.

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