Cat

An animal belonging to the family Felidae. It is a common household pet and its coat consists of pubes. They need to die, as everybody knows they only piss on your drapes and hack balls of pubes into your bowl of soup; mainly Campbell's chicken soup.

Once upon a time, a man and a cat lived inside a house. There was extreme tension and so the man tossed the cat into his pool. The cat escaped and continued to piss on the man's drapes. He became determined to destroy the cat and so he pursued the feline only to be cut off by a freeway. The man goes home in defeat only to mutter
"At least the car was green."

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