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When a 400-600 pound person accidentally has sex with hippo
i thought it was my boyfriend but i hipocumpo'd
its past tense for having a blow job
ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me
when someone scares you while masturbating
"boo" *jizz goes everywhere* "ahhh you squuked me"
when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
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