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love

a word that has lost all its meaning in the past decade.
what was previously used as a word expressed after months of dating and when a person realized they couldnt live without the other, is now what horny 13 year olds say to eachother after talking on myspace for about 3 days.
How to determine if the guy you like is completely bullshitting when he says he loves you:
-theres evidence he tells every girl he talks to he loves them.
-He says "i love you" then asks you to flash for him
-Tells you he will love you if you strip for him.
-chances are, 99.9 precent of the time that guy doesnt mean shit by the word love, and "i love you" can be translated to wow your hot, and your here, and even though i dont actually give a shit about you as a person and your my 2nd,3rd,4th,5th, etc. choice for a girl ill tell you i love you anyways cuz then maybe i can get in yr pantss!!!!=D

boy: rita, if you let me feel yr boobs ill love you forever i promise!!!

rita: wow ive known yu for like 2 days and just cuz yuve felt my tits doesnt mean you can love me, but whutever go for it i love you toooo!!!=D

queerness right there ^^^

by efil ym etah i dog February 24, 2009

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