zahn

If your name is Zahn u have a tiny pp and have to insult ppl to hide you're insecurities. You smell like ass and have a massive ass dent in your head from when your mother dropped you as a baby. You're probably fat and short too.

you see that guy over there
yeah
his name is Zahn
so his mother dropped him as a baby and he smells like ass
exactly

Shrek

A giant green ogre with balls the size of the sun. Speaking of which he has the power of the five suns. Shrek has the krabby patty formula and knows obamas first name.

Shrek is hot.

Sam

A legend. A god. Probably has the biggest pp.

All hail Sam