glomph

The act to lovingly not sexually sit upon, harass or caress a person.

I glomph
You glomph
He/She/It glomphs
We glomph
They glomph
Every(flipping)body glomphs

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Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

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Tiffing

to chill or to hang out

Amy: What's up kid?
John: Nothing, wacthing the telly, totally tiffing it dude.

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