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A mesivta is a all-boys orthodox Jewish high school. Students at these schools learn study lots of Jewish books, and the closest thing to a full send that goes down at these places is the consumption of alcohol and smoking darts or juuling. Students at these schools may not have phones and they are forbidden from chilling with girls which generally turns the school turns into a massive sausagefest.
Moishy: I wish we could throw down an insane house party one of these days.
Shmuli: Nah G no can do. This is a mesivta for fuck's sake.
A small and exclusive group of religious Judaism. Finesse orthodox Jews are unlike other religious Jews because they are insane full senders who love to throw it down with the boys. They are known for drinking very large quantities of alcohol and Juuling excessively. They generally own new iPhones and the majority of their clothing is from OVO.
Dovi: Yo boys wanna hit the rave downtown tonight?
Avi: It's not right. We're Jews, we're yeshiva bochurim after all.
Dovi: It's ok, we're finesse orthodox. Do it for the boys.
Avi: You know what, I'm down. Let me get my OVO hoodie on.
A massive Jewish full send which takes place some time every March. Purim in cities with high Jewish populations generally looks like large groups of sauced Jewish teenagers going around the city in limos dressed in onesies. Later in the day, many sends and parties take place. Contrary to popular belief, the most hype ones are usually the religious ones, particularly those at yeshivas, but even so, it is hard to find any purim party which isn't an absolute banger.
Avi: Yo I can't believe purim is next week.
Dovid: PURIM FOR THE BOYSSSS
Avi: LET' GOOO GET HYPE
Jewish term for pray, basically a fat chill with God.
Dovid: Bro you have no idea how messed up my life is right now it's retarded
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys
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A Jewish law followed by modern orthodox Jews which says that the law of the government is also Jewish law.
"Yo there's a full sender banger going down wanna pull up with the boys?" "I can't go to sleep late bro. Dina Malchuta Dina after all."
or "Wyd, put on your seatbelt man! Cmon, dina malchuta dina!"
or "Yo Chayav Inish?" "Nah man. Dina malchuta dina, after all."
A Jewish term for clout which can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Moishy: Yo Dovid can I hit your Juul for the boys?
Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
OR
Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.
A derogatory term for modern orthodox Jews who pronounce the letter ת "tuf".
Kakatoobers generally enjoy slow Eitan Katz music, their favorite food is felafel, and they are strict believers of Dina Malchuta Dina.
Moishy: I pulled up to the chasunah but just left cuz it was bare kakatoob.
Shloimy: Yo spew times wow bare kakatoobers out here