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A small and exclusive group of religious Judaism. Finesse orthodox Jews are unlike other religious Jews because they are insane full senders who love to throw it down with the boys. They are known for drinking very large quantities of alcohol and Juuling excessively. They generally own new iPhones and the majority of their clothing is from OVO.
Dovi: Yo boys wanna hit the rave downtown tonight?
Avi: It's not right. We're Jews, we're yeshiva bochurim after all.
Dovi: It's ok, we're finesse orthodox. Do it for the boys.
Avi: You know what, I'm down. Let me get my OVO hoodie on.
A massive Jewish full send which takes place some time every March. Purim in cities with high Jewish populations generally looks like large groups of sauced Jewish teenagers going around the city in limos dressed in onesies. Later in the day, many sends and parties take place. Contrary to popular belief, the most hype ones are usually the religious ones, particularly those at yeshivas, but even so, it is hard to find any purim party which isn't an absolute banger.
Avi: Yo I can't believe purim is next week.
Dovid: PURIM FOR THE BOYSSSS
Avi: LET' GOOO GET HYPE
A phrase used by finesse orthodox Jews to dismiss Jewish law. This allows for many full sends, raves and parties which would otherwise be forbidden.
Avi: Bro lets hit the music festival this summer I hear it's gonna be a banger
Dovi: No can do. We're Jews, we're in yeshiva.
Avi: Bro heter gang
Dovi: K on second thought I think the boys are pulling up
Avi and Dovi: HETER GANGGG LET'S GOOO
A Jewish law requiring Jews to get absolutely sauced on the festival of purim, which is basically a massive Jewish full send sometime in mid-March. Jews who listen to this law are generally legends.
Moishy: Dovid, you've been passed out on the floor for the past 30 minutes. Are you good?
Dovid: *throws up* bro chayav inish you know what I'm saying
Moishy: LET'S GOOOO CHAYAV INISH FOR THE BOYSSS
A Jewish term for clout which can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
Moishy: Yo Dovid can I hit your Juul for the boys?
Dovid: *ignores Moishy*
Moishy and his friends together: shtoltzzz
OR
Shloimy: You wanna pull up to Menachem's send tonight? I hear it's going to be a banger.
Yossi: I don't know man, Menachem is mad shtoltzy.
A Jewish law followed by modern orthodox Jews which says that the law of the government is also Jewish law.
"Yo there's a full sender banger going down wanna pull up with the boys?" "I can't go to sleep late bro. Dina Malchuta Dina after all."
or "Wyd, put on your seatbelt man! Cmon, dina malchuta dina!"
or "Yo Chayav Inish?" "Nah man. Dina malchuta dina, after all."
Jewish term for pray, basically a fat chill with God.
Dovid: Bro you have no idea how messed up my life is right now it's retarded
Avi: It's chill just daven
Dovid: K, hopefully God will be for the boys
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