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Harrisburg Brunch

When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.

George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.

Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?

George: I guess so?

Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.

by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021


eh tones

A way of yelling this at a friend who you like to piss off. You add pronouns like ehtones mcbones mchomes mcloans

"eh tones how are you today!"

"Fuck off you bitch i am trying to learn!"

by ehtones mcbones July 30, 2020