A nasty hot dog bought from a street vendor. Probably been floating in rancid dirty water all day and handled by some smelly dude sweating on the sidewalk all day.
Dude, what are you eating ? I'm eating a street dick, very delicious and nutritious. Nothing like street dick, breakfast of champions.
An alternative to 'What the Fuck, oh my God', meaning the exact same thing.
Used by people on Acid who think it's hillarious... And it usually is!
1. Used as an alternative, and somewhat lame, alternative to 'What the Fuck'.
A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.
Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.
Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.
Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.
A legend in his own right; one who brings insight unto others; has an answer to anything ie. the 'magic eightball'; both self serving & self righteous; one who brings both chaos and clarity to any situation- now that's a conundrum!
"OMG it's eightball!!"
"Dude, where's eightball tonight?"
"It's times like these you need eightball"
Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.
Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !
A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.
Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !