frumping

The act of frumping is, when submerged in a pool, bathtub, lake, or any body of water, to fart underwater and eat the bubbles before they hit the surface. This doesn't have to be a one-person activity either.

I was frumping in my bathtub but I'm not good solo. Call Dave, he'll eat anything.

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fludd

Verb. To fludd, deriving from the name of Super Mario Sunshine character F.L.U.D.D., is the act of using your urine stream to clean the inside of a soiled toilet bowl

"Did you clean your shit out of the toilet yet"
"Don't be a bitch, just fludd it off"