ganty

(adjective) Fragile in a sassy way. Often used to describe a person who seems elderly. The act of having way too much audacity for someone whose joints probably contain prehistoric remnants. A ganty person might break several of their brittle bones if exposed to newfangled rock music. If ganty could be an outfit, it would be something one would wear to a disco funeral.

Wow, she sure is ganty. All that audacity, yet I know that if I breathed on her wrong she would shatter.

splazz

a splash of jazz

"I think your paper is really boring. It needs splazz."

jblfluffter

jblfluffter (pronounced JAY-bull-fluff-ter) is a term used when one is feeling depressive or shameful. It is used as an interjection.

"Aw, jblfluffter, I have no friends."

jblfluffter

jblfluffter (pronounced JAY-bull-fluff-ter) is a term used when one is feeling depressive or shameful. It is used as an interjection.

"Aw, jblfluffter, I have no friends."

wrinkle tinkle

(Noun) A situation in which a senior citizen uses the restroom in a pizzaz-y way.

"I just took a fat wrinkle tinkle, Cheryl. I don't think the nurses will be able to clean this one up."