Reverse crank call

Answering a phone call from a known telemarketer with expletives and yelling.

Answering phone call: "THIS BETTER BE GOOD, JERKY!"
Known telemarketer on phone: "may I speak to Joe? I have important information for him"
Reverse crank call: "NO! ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? I AM INCLINED TOWARD THE LATTER, JERKY! AND STOP CALLING ME!"
hang up

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civic

The Civic hatchback is a great car for hotboxing.

Dude, we totally got fucked up when we hotboxed in your civic!

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Manovra Barbagallo

A man lay flat on his back with his legs spread, whilst a girl rims his ass and wanks him off.

The man was struggling to cum so suggested they do Manovra Barbagallo

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hair of dog

A drink of alcohol after a hard night of drinking.

Guy: Ohh, I'm so hung over!
Wife: Just have some hair of the dog.
Guy: *glug* *glug* *glug*

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Servant of The Night

"A Prostitute" ie:Lady of the night

Mary worked as a servant of the night to pay for college.

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