Perping

Verb:
A) To leer at someone sexually.

B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.

C) To act like a sexual perpetrator

Dude, Joy is wearing a low-cut shirt today. When she leans over you can almost see everything - I'm totally perping her.

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Belly bucking

Verb. The act of two large, hairy beefers bumping their big, fat hairy guts together. A very popular sport activity in the Old West.

Those two beefers are really belly bucking! Look at their bellies pressing together, I'm getting a boner looking at it!

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Beefer

Noun. Large hairy men who take off their shirts and "belly buck" each other in a ring. Very similar to Sumo wrestling, but for homosexual redneck men.

Look at those two beefers belly-bucking. One of them has his pants hanging down. I can see his ass-crack. God, beefers turn me on!

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mouse fuck

Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.

Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.

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perping out

Verb. Derived from perping.
To become all-consumed with perping. To get into a state where perping is all you can think of or do.

Goddamn, Liza's got on some hotpants! I'm perping her ass, oh shit, I'm perping out!

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Wal-Mart walk

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.

All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.

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TP Thief

One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.

Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.

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