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a troubled time for america and the world, a good time for music and culture, and the decade every older music fan and every younger wannabe pines for.
ex 1-
dude 1- Hey Jimi Hendrix was the greatest music icon of the 60s!
dude 2- damn fucking straight.
ex 2.-
14 year old wearing The Who t-shirt- Yeah the 60s mofo!!! That's my shiznit.
actually guy who lived through the 60s- Fuck off you punkling.
The act of getting some pussy or head. Getting your penis wet with spit or pussy juice. Getting some ass, getting girls, etc.
A much more fun way of saying, I'm tryna to get laid, or tryna mac tonight.
kid watching friend make out with girl: YO SON GET YO D WET!!
kid 1: let's hit the club tonight
kid 2: wordddd, time to get my d wet, I'm lookin fresh as hell tonight
jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...
ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.
To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.
its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.
Ex 1:
Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?
Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.
Guy 1- Can I have some?
Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"
Ex 2-
Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
Ex 1- A tragic incident at Columbine High School in 1999 where two assholes shot innocent students.
Ex 2- Adj or Noun. Describes a pyscho with intent to kill and/or a person with an obsession with violent video games, crushed dreams, loserdom, and weapons.
Ex 1.- Oh my god, its been 10 years since Columbine? What an awful moment in history, God bless the victims and their families.
Ex 2.- Holy shit check out that acne faced virgin trying to become a level 12 paladin on World of Warcraft! He's so columbine. Dude's got massive issues. Is he wearing Birkenstock?!
The unfortunate return to reality and actual work after the unbelievable feeling of ecstasy and rest of a snowday. Symptoms include incredible drowsiness, inability to concentrate during any classes, vomiting, and lost love for snow.
Also when snow goes from magical unexpected holiday bringer to annoying water that turns into black ice which makes you fall on your ass.
Ex 1: Principal- Mr. Dawson, you have displayed an inability to concentrate today. You've been sent to my office for falling asleep in class, what could lead to such a disgraceful lack of work ethic?
Dude- Considering I spent a blissful day away from you and your hack teacher's asses yesterday, today was a bit of a tiring drag. In my defense its snow day hangover.
Ex 2:
Dude doing a presentation- "YAWN"
People watching- Another victim of snow day hangover...
a respectable sport. Until these fans insult Australian Rules Football atrociously on this site. This shames the sport into nothing but an excuse to for prison rapists to get fresh air and grab testicles.
dude 1: Hey rugby is great!!!
dude 2: Yeah...yeah...it was, until I found out some fans are trolls who love to rip on the Australian Rules Football fans and the game. Now this proves that a distrubing majority of fans and players and former or current rapists/misfits in normal society.