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That moment when you're supposed to be working on something and you find inspiration to start another project, equally interesting, out of nowhere. Procrastinspiration is about using your muse to actively procrastinate (as opposed to, say, clean your home as procrastination).
So, I have this incoming deadline for an article, but then I realized I had to write something else, so I worked all day on this awesome project. This whole afternoon was all about procrastinspiration, I still need to finish this article, but this new project is epic!
NFC stands for "Non-Fucking Characters." Inspired by the idea of NPCs, or Non-Playing Characters, NFCs are those actors in porn scenes that are part of the entire scene but don't get to have any sex at all. They're just part of the background and the story, but keep their clothes on the whole time!
Friend 1: So, is it true that you landed a role in a porno, bro?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!
When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?
Someone e-mportant is someone who only matters or is relevant on the internet. People who have a vlog for instance can be e-mportant. E-mportant information is also information that doesn't have any real value outside of the web.
- Farmville, despite being so annoying, became a very e-mportant part of the Facebook experience for many people, not that you had people talking about it at the water cooler.
- Tila Tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on MySpace... and then she went on MTV to remind us she was just a slut!
- OchoCinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on Twitter. There he's funny, in the NFL he's mostly a joke!
- Once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don't change your Facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn't that e-mportant to you...
A consequence of the current coronavirus pandemic, a Zoomflict is what happens when people find themselves dooble-booking multiple Zoom chats at the same time and can't attend one of them because of a schedule conflict... in other words, a Zoomflict!
1. Dude, I totally wanted to join you for that coffee chat, but I had a Zoomflict, I had another conference call I had totally forgotten about!
2. I'm sorry if I have to leave a little earlier from this, but I have a Zoomflict, they called for me for a last-minute conference call. My bad!