guarn

guarn is a commonly used alternative noun for a males love impliment. when the word, piece, is added on the end its also a handy insult for deserved types

ooh you complete tossbag you have just caught me on the guarn...

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clam socket

'clam socket' is yet another term for the ladies love tunnel. also used as a general term of abuse in certain circles, usually males with hairy arses.

'you really are a clam socket glen!!'

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