That’s joe

‘That’s joe’ is a term used to describe something being cool.
The term is based on the Fitness instructor named Joe Wicks as his last name sounds like the word wicked .

“i just got a new job”
“that’s joe”

Hypocrite

Katie hopkins.

Katie Hopkins is a hypocrite.

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

Squeeze n slide

This can be used to describe the moment when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush and then go to wet it, but the toothpaste slips of and slides down the drain leaving you with nothing but wet bristles.

Dude 1: “Haha your toothpaste just fell off your toothbrush”
Dude 2: “Ahh yeah it was a squeeze n slide”

Elsie

Elsie is a whole bundle of excitement. Her outlook on life is exquisite. She loves nature and all things wild (and i mean ALL things wild ;). She has very strong opinions about everything she is passionate in. However, she talks very fast so you can’t understand what she says.

“Who’s that girl preaching about pandas”
“That’s Elsie”

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Mymaths

A website where children are forced into completing hours of pointless equations. Possibly one of the main reasons for teen suicide in the UK.

"Nearly killed myself after seeing how many tasks i had to complete on mymaths yesterday"

Womandem

Similar to the word ‘mandem’, womandem is used to describe ‘the girls’.

“yo can u meet later”
“nah sorry, i’m seeing the womandem”