milstur meal

Milstur Meal is a frightening entity with an off-putting acorn shaped cranium and an index finger relentlessly wagging in denial. This entity repeatedly taunts its victims by obnoxiously confiscating their very last morsel of food, leaving the victim with many ulcers and little to no body fat. Many victims of Milstur Meal have stated that the entity felt reminiscent of elementary school teachers from their childhood. If you experience what scientists call "rumptle tumptel", run as fast as you possibly can. Few victims have escaped successfully from Milstur Meal.

pathetic and hopeless victim :
"Please Milstur Meal! This is the first meal I've had in months!"

Milstur Meal :
"I will be taking that."

nerl

Nerl is a frustratingly obnoxious personification of the commonly used nerd emoji. He will attempt to correct the mistakes of everybody around him. Yet he seems to get absolutely everything wrong by identifying every object or idea as "tostinos."

Nerl is completely unlikable and bafflingly pathetic. There is not a single individual who has ever cared for him whatsoever. Die.

Reasonable person : "Nerl, LEAVE! You are being so annoying die die die die die die oh my god you smell so putrid and uncleanly. I am going to kick you into the sun so hard. Ew ew ew ew ew, YIKES. Die as soon as possible."

Nerl : "ACTUALLY, I smell like tostinos"

Bomboli

A person with a rectangular-like face who is unbelievably upsetting in every possible way. Bomboli does not have a single redeeming quality. Bomboli has been known to eat large ships in the ocean, cackling as the passengers die.

Run away as fast as you possibly can, Bomboli is coming.

rumptle tumptel

Rumptle tumptel is a made up phrase completely fabricated by an oblivious buffoon. This is not a scientific term, if anyone tells you it is, they are woefully mistaken.

oblivious buffoon :
"rumptle tumptel"

ordinary individual :
"OH WOW. die."