China2

The new name for Mexico once Trump builds that wall.

Mexican: I hate trump. Him and his fucking wall...
Smart guy:What the hell is Mexico? I think you mean China2

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Backsplash

That moment when you take a gigantic shit, causing the toilet water to splash on your ass. Could Potentially gives you awkward boners when you drop another load down the toilet.

That backsplash felt nasty as fuck.

humble pie

when you have to admit you are wrong

Humble Pie tastes like shit!

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