The Twins

Too bad they got killed when Morpheus sliced their EXT in half and fired his whole extended stick mag from his Glock 18C at them and blew them up.

*Entire universe collapses*

Twin 1-We are getting aggravated.
Twin 2-Yes we are.

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HP

It also stands for horsepower, you Harry Potter freaks.

The BMW M5 has 400hp.

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max payne

A person who remains unscathed after holding an exploding grenade, throwing molotov cocktails, and getting shot at close range with Berettas, Mac-11s, shotguns, and MP5s.

Max Payne dove out of the skyscraper, but he survived because he had 8 painkillers on him.

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Ducati

A beautiful motorcycle.

Trinity was riding a Ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.

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Gigli

A new Playstation 2 game based on the box office failure.

I'm stuck on the 8th level of Gigli: the game.

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rotfflmgdaoyfbapos

Nice try, Sgt., but it stands for Rolling on the floor laughing my god damn ass off you fucking bitch ass piece of shit.

I was rotfflmgdaoyfbapos at that forum!

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art webb 1986

Brother of Rake Yohn, son of Mary Webb and Mitchell Nineteeneightysix.

Mary Webb 1986 is Art Webb 1986's mother.

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