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when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off
"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"
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an extremely strong alcoholic beverage.
"damn, preston is making screamers tonight"
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the way that your hands smell when you just get done masturbating. its a combination of spit and dick.
eli: whats up dude
*hand shake*
michael: oh sick dude, whats all over your hands? smells like shit
eli: oh, i was jacking off on my way over here.
michael: jackoff hands!!
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incredibly intoxicated, usually to the point that you cannot speak or think.
chris: where'd you party last night? by the time i saw you, you were wobbly-bonesin'
eli: oooo yeah, i was straight freaked.
When all the bars are closed because of carona virus but they sell drinks to go in styrofoam cups and you drink them driving around in your car because youâre tired of being at home.
Me: are you done with with work? Letâs go get some cargaritas.
Her: YAHTZEE, Iâll grab some hand sanitizer.