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eager edge

(adj) to desire to be cutting edge; to try so hard to be cool that you become uncool.

The way Dave always needed to have people watching his stunts was way too eager edge for me.

by elizabeth January 21, 2004

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


shitbum

A lazy bastard

get off your lazy ass and mow the lawn you shitbum

by elizabeth June 18, 2004

25πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Trivial Pursuit

A veiled invitation for sex.

"Do you want to come over and, uh, play Trivial Pursuit?"

by elizabeth May 5, 2004

4367πŸ‘ 7160πŸ‘Ž


cool beans

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.

1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!

2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."

*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*

Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."

*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*

Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"

*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*

by elizabeth September 4, 2004

45πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


ba-donka-donk

a noun or adjective relating to a woman's pleasantly round ass.

noun: check out that girl's ba-donka-donk.
adjective: she's got a ba-donka-donk ass.

by elizabeth November 4, 2003

268πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


wear it

expression said to someone when they fall or do something stupid to make them feel worthless

scenario: The quarterback tries to make a pass but trips over his feet instead. The other team would then say, "wear it, biatch!"

by elizabeth November 1, 2004

47πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Teacher's "We"

An inappropriate use of "we" wherein the speaker is not actually part of the group. In an instance of the Teacher's "we," "you" should always be used instead.

"Today, class, we're going to be learning about idioms." Except, of course, it's YOU that's going to be doing the learning. Foolz. Not me. And certainly not us.

by elizabeth November 11, 2004

65πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž