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the booger

put your hand into a 'west side' W by crossing your middle finger around the ring finger. Insert your hand into her vagina in a oscillating circle, moving it in and out like a rotary engine. As it causes a curve with two fingers, it naturally caresses the G spot, and while turning, it causes a sensation on the walls also. And its at then that you realize, your fingers are curved and it looks like Booger MacFarland's hand

i gave her the booger and she came like she never had before, gushing waterfalls

by elkenstein December 15, 2020


the booger

put your hand into a 'west side' W by crossing your middle finger around the ring finger. Insert your hand into her vagina in a oscillating circle, moving it in and out like a rotary engine. As it causes a curve with two fingers, it naturally caresses the G spot, and while turning, it causes a sensation on the walls also. And its at then that you realize, your fingers are curved and it looks like Booger MacFarland's hand

i gave her the booger and she came like she never had before, gushing waterfalls

by elkenstein December 15, 2020


Seminole wind

When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.

Blow blow Seminole wind

by elkenstein June 28, 2019

5👍 4👎


LeGarrette Blount-kin

blumpkin then punch and knock out

Michael had a long day until his frustrations were realeased by a LeGarrette Blount-kin , punching her out solved everything

by elkenstein January 9, 2010

2👍 3👎


Prison wallet poop

When you don't have to poop, but you sit down and strain and force it. Like when you have to poop out contraband in the clink, you gotta strain and push

I knew I should shit before a night out, so I sat down for a prison wallet poop.

by elkenstein January 1, 2020

2👍 2👎


Cajun rodeo

When she puts tapatio on her dildo and sprinkles tony chachere's Creole seasoning on it and uses it on herself
How long can she hold on? That's the cajun rodeo

Dont get with her, she's been through a Cajun rodeo

by elkenstein January 13, 2019