parade wave

"Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss"

Miss Teen Bumpkin, not quite a natural in the beauty queen pageant, repeated to herself "Elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls and blow a kiss" to remind herself of the proper parade wave. Her fans on the side of the street wondered what she was saying, as she had not yet mastered being able to speak without moving her lips.

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