pool water

Ripped-ass liquor. Ripped-ass liquor.

If ima drink that pool water, ima need a liquor lozenge.

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finna

In the process of starting a task.

I'm finna go to the mall.

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engorgis

A big, often large, form of gorgis.

I can't fit such a head in my Prius since he became engorgis.

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muppins

1) Offices of the government.
2) The bottom drawer of your dresser.
3) Heart attack.

Take me to the muppins! I'm having a muppins! Grab the keys from muppins!

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tyvek

Fresh insulation used for houses.

That house was hella wrapped in Tyvek, homes.

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pangorgis

A bigger, larger, form of engorgis.

We crested the nest and spat our language at the pangorgis site that unfolded: a colossal Hybrid Champion!

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college whore

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.

"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."

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