Dirty Sexton

A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.

Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.

“Yo! I heard you did Dirty Sexton last night on yo wife!”

“I sure did!” - Jeff

Dirty Thelma

Thelma is an intelligent lady. She can hook up with anyone and any animal. One day she went Into the jungle and started playing the harp for a tiger. She then gave it head and proceeded to run away as it was drooling. After that she went to the village and made creampies for everyone and they wanted sloppy seconds. Thelma went to see Jeffins and found out he was cheating. She started to beat him up and then he died.

“I just went to Africa to do the Dirty Thelma.”

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