Brew-Ha-Ha

A term used to describe a fight. Synonym: Melee.

"Last night while I was at Subway, I witnessed a rather WEAK brew-ha-ha between two wiggers. Probably fighting over their baby's mama."

Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.

"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza

Baby Boy

A term used to describe a male that has no prospects in life whatsoever. A man who drifts through life aimlessly without any goals in mind. See: Scrub.

Popularized by John Singleton's movie of the same name, which featured Snoop Dogg and Tyrese.

Some characteristics (but not limited to) are:

1) Still lives with his mama,
2) Has no job/money,
3) Has a kid (or children) from more than one girl.

"Yo foo, did you just father another child from a different girl? Damn, youse a Baby Boy."

pullin a bentley

Strung out and sketchy, usually after drinkin and poundin hard drugs for a couple pf days straight. Originating from the sketch master himself, Craig Bentley

Haha, look at Wes over there pullin a bentley...He looks twisted.

Wifey Material

A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.

1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate

Also see: Wifey

"Did you meet Christine yet? Man, she's definitely Wifey Material."

Two Steppin'

A dance shuffle performed by people who don't know how to dance. It usually involves moving from side to side and nodding your head to the beat of the music.

"Look at this fool two-steppin' up in the club."

Masturbatory Aid

Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).

Playboy is the common masturbatory aid among adolescents.