friction generator

a penis; capable of ejaculating ejaculate (which is also known as liquid energy)

LVS - "And then I took his friction generator and lavaliered myself with his liquid energy, making me his and elevating him to LL master."

LVS hopeful - "Oh that is so romantic."

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energy giver

male; one who releases liquid energy, (ejaculate shot from a friction generator)

LVSed by LL master - "He is the BEST energy giver."

LVSed recently by an LL artisan - "Is there that much difference between an LL artisan and an LL master?"

LVSed by LL master - "If your LL artisan ever takes you to where you want to elevate him to LL master, you'll know."

greeking

disrespectful slang for the art of lavaliering; usually used by those who use greeked instead of lavaliered

"Dude, I'm so moving up from apprentice in my greeking today. I've got like, two chicks just beggin ta be micked."

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tomfoolery

foolishness of the type tom would engage in

"Enough of this greeked tomfoolery. It's called lavaliered."

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legen (wait for it) dary

usually an exclamation and not a statement, legen (wait for it) dary is the word legendary, broken only to be taken to greater heights by a master

MLVR to LVS - "Your energy receiving skills and your mastery of my friction generator when applying my letters in liquid energy to your fantastic curves is legen (wait for it) dary!"

LVS to MLVR - "I appreciate your own mastery dear lavalier."

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artisan

one whose skills have reached artistry level practition of any particular thing one has bent one's mind to...such as the delicate art of lavaliering.

LVR - "I've been an LL artisan for a while now. I feel tonight is the night I become LL master. She will be mine."

(In confidence elsewhere...)

LVS to LVS hopeful - "I think I'm going to elevate my lavalier to master tonight."

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rigamortis

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

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