Pearl Jam

Great band that actually gives a shit about their music and their surroundings.

Vedder gave a tiring speach about Bush, but still put on a great show.

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blow by

Gas that escapes between the wall of the anus and the poop that needs to come out.

Hey Ralph, you smell that! I have to shit so bad I've got blow-by.

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stanley steamer

When a guy named Stanley takes a big shit in the middle of your living room rug.

Oh,Oh...dammit Stanley you're never drinking here again!!

That is just uncalled for.

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sovok

A hairy bastard that thinks hes good with that plasma

GDI Sovok is a plasma whore!

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Elvis

The type of dude that would smoke weed and would steal money from his brother.

This guy smokes weed like Elvis

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spawn 12 archimonde

Best damn command in a RP game on Warcraft 3.

n00b: spawn 12 footman
V3tt: omg!!!!
V3tt: spawn 12 archimonde!

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Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

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