The People's Princess

The only living woman who embodies all the effortless beauty and grace of Princess Diana. Everyone she meets falls under her spell. Scientists have proven that you only need to be within 250 metres of her to experience the life-changing warm glow in your soul that she emits. The only known down-side of her perfect presence is the inevitable feeling that you’re a slightly worse person in comparison to her.

Wow, who’s that spicy chick over there? I feel like my life just changed.

It did. That’s Aunty Curry, The People's Princess

Oh. Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?

It’s cold in her shadow, bro.

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