peeling my cuties

Using a razor or electric trimmer to shave or trim your nut sack.

"Hold up bro, just peeling my cuties real quick"

"OMG Becky, he's hot but he cut himself peeling his cuties"

"Bro can you look at my nuts real quick, I was peeling my cuties and think I missed a spot"

Seahawks Fan

A. A mythical person who only exists in 2005 and 2014.

B. A person who doesn't know anything about the history of the game but talks the most Shit during football conversation.

C. Some one who proudly refers to themselves as the 12th man, and has no idea they pay for the rights to use it.

D. A casual football watcher who spends more time yelling about referees than learning the rules.

F. A hypocrite that complains about the refs unless it was in their favor, then it's part of the game.

"These refs are so bad they're costing the Seahawks the game"

"Where the hell did all these Seahawks fans come from"

"I'm a die hard Seahawks fan, go hawks! Who is steve largent?"

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Dirty Grape

A. Shoving your nut into an asshole

B. Someone who is being a moron.

"OMG, she was so kinky I made two dirty grapes"

"For Fuck sake, stop being such a dirty grape"