replay hangover

when you've listened to a song over and over and over again, and you can no longer stand even hearing the first five seconds of it anymore. the hangover part insists that it was near euphoric when you listened to it the first dozen times, and now that you've had too much, you feel like absolute shit, akin to a regular hangover.

Person One: "Hey bro, what song's next?"
Person Two: "Hoe Cakes, by MF DOOM."
Person One: "Oh dude, I can't stand that shit anymore."
Person Two: "Bro why? I thought that was your shit!"
Person One: "Nah, I just have a replay hangover."

florida ounce

The amount of an illicit substance (typically marijuana) present when a purveyor of drugs (typically a drug dealer) rips off the consumer who has purchased said illicit commodity.

John: “My dealer said he sold me an ounce, but I weighed it and it’s only .79 ounces!”
Fred: “That motherfucker sold you a Florida ounce!”

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