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orange crush

When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.

Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!

by emerald_gremlin September 21, 2017


Balls in a vice

When someone is being a total dick or having a serious hateful/rude attitude towards everything/everyone.

Dude, you're being totally rude. What has your balls in a vice?

by emerald_gremlin September 14, 2017

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Daisy pusher

A person who's lazy, sits around all day and does nothing to help out with anything or anyone.

Dude, you're such a daisy pusher. You won't get up to help clean. You're just lazy!

by emerald_gremlin September 15, 2017