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booze

the only thing that makes many Americans happy.

guy 1:are you getting booze tonight?
guy 2: of course
guy 1:do you drink every night?(with a disgusted look on his face)
guy 2:yes its the only thing that makes me truly happy
guy 1:i think you need some help
guy 2:rehab is for quitters plus booze is the cheese to my mac
its the sun to my Sunday :)
guy 1:WOW
guy 2: soo.... you want in??
guy 1: YES that sounds like sooo much fun my place at 5 on the dot
guy 2:why not now its 5 somewhere :)
guy1:your soo smart

by emily the boozer January 16, 2009

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