Lorne

A dashingly handsome statuesque Swede who perspires an aroma of cherry blossoms, white jasmin and peach. He spends his leisure time resting his penis on pink, nippled pillows. Commonly found in the company of those suffering from Daniella. A powerful aphrodisiac if grated into soup.

I think my roommate is of the Lorne persuasion.. it always smells like cherry blossoms and my pillows are covered in semen.

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