Hintzler

A euphanism for an extremely large penis.
The owner of which is generally known as handsome.
It originates from "Hintz", the hottest man known to have ever lived.

Victim: Have you seen his Hintzler?
Police: Sadly we have ma'am, it blocked out the sun.

Hintz

By far, known as the hottest man alive.
Women and all men love him, he has beautiful fluffy black hair and a smirk which shines a light across the world.
His clever demeanour and charming personality can seduce anyone, his loved by all and mostly importantly, by all the women he knows.
Violently pansexual, he'd date anyone.
He has a sensual and attractive accent which would make anyone gush after hearing it.

Simp 1: Who's the hottest man alive?
Simp 2: Hintz!

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