Seatbelt Nazi

A person who absolutely, positively refuses to start the car until everyone therein is buckled in, even if in a state where it's not required by law, and who will castrate her boyfriend if she sees him in any car unbuckled (This is to say 99.9% of all females.)

My girlfriend cut me off for a whole month because she caught me in an Uber without a seatbelt on. She was so angry I'm lucky I still have my both my testicles. What a seatbelt Nazi!

AR-15

An overrated plinker owned by far too many people, mostly trendy try-hards, that must be broken down and cleaned more often than the AK to keep it running reliably and is more complicated and tedious to break down and clean than the AK to boot. In return for this trouble you'll get an extra MOA of accuracy that you'll never need in a real world combat or personal defense situation

The AR-15 is a fun toy but when they SHTF, I am reaching for my AK-74.

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