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"knee deep in ass", "knee deep in my/your/his/her/their ass"
To get knee deep in someone's ass is to deliver an extensive verbal reprimand with such fervent displeasure that the recipient feels violated.
see also called out on the carpet
That text was probably an accident, but I have to uphold my authority, so I'm gonna get him in here to get knee deep in his ass (knee deep in ass) over it for the next hour.
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A photobomb not only staged, but lacking any appearance of spontaneity. The prototypical photobomb from which the word derived was staged, but achieved the desired spontaneity by placing the smiling stingray against the female subjects' shoulders.
Celebrities who regularly perform photobombs for fans and memetic exposure may become adept at appearing genuine, some don't even attempt it, and some truly have the prankster spirit and timing to interject spontaneously. Other times, a celebrity photobomb may simply be an opportunistic selfie.
A photobomb's authenticity may become questionable due to image cropping; a visual composition that gives equal weight to the photobomber gives the impression the shot was taken to intentionally include them.
Jimmy Fallon thinks that if he stages enough fauxtobombs, one of them will become viral. But they all have the same expression and placement, all taken at a tourist destination.
The act of drawing forth shed lower body garments from the bottom of the clothes pile, and making them WALK AGAIN!
I think Carl has given his boxers a second life. He has the smell of necropancy about him.
A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.
It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.
A girlfriend who will, through misrepresentation and exaggeration, make her boyfriend out to be a monstrous bastard in order to:
1) get sympathetic attention
2) prevent her gfs from ever getting close to her boyfriend.
This will backfire horribly if any of them give the bastard a chance and get to know him, or if they come on double-dates and realize that the slightest hint of bastardry is never evidenced.
I let her get away with the wounded girlzelle act because I honestly don't want to get to know her friends. From what she tells me, they all sound like a bunch of complete bitches!
The top of the military chain of command, the ones who report directly to The DoD, POTUS and Congress.
The top brass are those guys qualified by regulations to wear the most bling on their uniforms.
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