Thule tool

A person who keeps his/her bike rack, ski rack, Thule carrier on his/her car (generally a Subaru) all year long.

John is such a Thule tool. He loves to let everyone know all the sports he participates in by keeping all of his different racks attached to his car.

Dickosaurus rex

A person who is the king of all jerks; a complete moron; one who consistently says or does the wrong thing at the wrong time.

'Did you see him knock the cup out of that homeless guy's hand? That guy is a real Dickosaurus rex!'