decrapitate

To threaten rip off someone's head and shit down their neck, "Duke Nukem style".

If I ever catch you making eyes at my sister again, I will decrapitate you.

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de bonair

French for an erection.

Aka the Eyeful Tower, Tour de Lance and the French Connection.

When she came on to me, I gave her de bonair and soon returned the favor.

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