tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break

Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break

tagging for likes

When you tag someone in your Facebook status just so they will be forced to like it, regardless if it involves you or not

Guy#1: hey dude Jason tagged me in his post and I don't know what the hell it's supposed to mean?

Guy#2: Oh Jason tagged you? Naw don't worry he's just tagging for likes