P Diddy

A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.

Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?

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penis pumper

1. an object that makes your cock bigger
2. an insult to a dumbass

you penis pumper y did you fuck my gal!

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graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."

I miss school. There said it.

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C.U.N.T.

Can't Understand Normal Thinking. See cunt.

You know why we call them cunts, it stands for "Can't Understand Normal Thinking"!

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captain morgan

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!

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Bruce Springsteen

Awesome classic rock singer. Born to Run is an American classic.

Dude Springsteen was cool but when he got the E Street Band he was cooler!

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Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

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