Muggin

verb. to stare, gaze, gawk, look intensely

Yo, that chick was straight muggin.

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velvet underground

a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.

the velvet underground was the greatest band of all time.

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Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

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VSOP

Very Superior Old Pale (cognac)

I want a remy martin VSOP.

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jesus on a stick

General heretical statement of amazement, usually as a substitute for an expletive. Refers to the Christian Jesus crucified on a Roman cross.

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farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

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Wombat

A finishing move during sex.
Lay her down, and then grab your nutsack with both hands, stretching it as wide apart as you can.
The trick is to get it to cover her mouth and nose causing her to be quiet.
This is a useful move if the donkey punch didn't go over well.
donkey punch

She just wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a wombat.

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