Vodka

What Aaron Tijerina drinks extremely large quantities of during any given period of time.

Aaron Tijerina is drunk again, he must have got his pay check today.

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Number 5

To Masturbate. Number 1 being to piss. Number 2 being to shit, and Number 5, because you have 5 fingers.

Stop calling me, I'm taking a Number 5.

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band wagon

Only being a Red Sox fan when they are in the playoffs...

Katie and Wade are on the Red Sox band wagon.

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gynocrat

A male politician who's taken on a feminized image in an attempt to pander to female voters. Usually dresses sharply, speaks softly, maintains a smile at all times, and attemps to remain physically unanimated in speech.

Bill Clinton was a gynocrat.

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Rule 25

Rule 25, Is a old Rule that has been passed down for a long time. It is when someone wrecks or breaks things, in a ancient weed smoking burial ground. The punishment for this is : All weed, mushrooms, alcahol, go to steven,: and dan must pay

steve-_ "Dan WTF!?!?! Your Breaking rule 25

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boodinesque

doing things in a foolish or grossly inefficient manner.

Why aren't you matching the positives and negatives while loading those batteries? You're never going to get that thing to work doing it in such a boodinesque way.

Iron Maiden

the best metal band ever, in less then six months i have obtained 9 of there albums, anyone who doesnt like this band i will personally come out hunt down and shove into an iron maiden, whilst playing iron maiden the whole time.

iron maiden is the best
and there best song is...well there is no single best song, but im listining to the trooper right now.

UP THE IRONS!!!!!!

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