knifoonorkulove

1)A combination of a knife a spoon a fork spatula and a stove all in one.

2)The ultimate kitchen appliance for only $29.95

Get the kniforkunlove Jimmybo!
Agh I have been kinforkunuloved!

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SPLEENED

1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan

1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!

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kerberos

historically:
a 3-headed dog that in Greek mythology guards the entrance to Hades.
The term now is most commonly used to describe an encryption method used to communicate on a network.

Tom: Somehow my kerberos ticket got all f'ed up and was sending the wrong username causing all kinds of chaos.
Fred: I hate everything ever, nothing just works. I quit.

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cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

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Tripping the Light Fantastic

Original name of the second Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett. Often referred to as just The Light Fantastic

Tripping the Light Fantastic has Rincewind the Wizard in it.

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Maudlin of the well

this is a band from new england somewhere, theyre hard to describe but they call their genre "astral metal".theyre on a label called dark symphonies.quite nice

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palden

Any person of excellence in the area of sexual healing

Shoot, I got to be like Palden, shit.

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