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Green day

A) The most awsomest bad ever
B) April 20th, a day set aside for potheads to come together and hit a bong

A) Green Day is a kickass band
B) Shit man, we gotta smoke up, its Green Day

by eric November 20, 2003

29πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Al Capone

Al Capone redifined what it meant to be a gangster. During the second half of the 1800's, gangs were run mainly by leaders of a city's immigrant populations. Every immigrant group had a gang in one or more cities. The gang did normal gang stuff -- charge protection money, run brothels -- but they were often supported by the community because the gangs had influence with political figures. Politicians figured things like prostituion would go on anyway, and if it was to happen they would rather it happen in the Italian/Chinese/Jewish/any immigrant part of town than the "good" neighborhoods. So the gangs had a mutual understanding with the politicians, and the members of the community had an understanding with the gangs. Everyone helped everyone. Gangs were not nationally networked or anything like that until prohibition.

When prohibition came around, there was a real chance to make money in illegal activities. Gang leaders were already the wealthiest in their community, but they weren't making nearly as much money as bootlegging potentially could. This is where Al Capone comes in. Everyone was running around trying to make money off illegal alcohol, but Capone was simply the best. He used completely brutal tactics to eliminate his enemies, and his gang existed for the sole purpose of running an illegal business. He had no unspoken deals with politicians or members of the community, except for the ones he made through bribes. Capone was so successful in running his empire that by the middle of prohibition, he was one of the richest men in the country and practically owned Chicago. He singlehandedly created organized crime as we know it in this country. He was also known as Scarface (though he hated the name, and no one said it to his face), and Tony Montana was modeled after him.

Al Capone is the true Original Gangsta.

by eric October 29, 2005

381πŸ‘ 51πŸ‘Ž


root juice

White viscous fluid ejected from a man's penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: baby gravy, man paste, man custard, cock paste, cum, jizz, seed, semen, sperm, spew, spunk, and splooge.

Eric is such a whore, he cannot get enough root juice in his ass.
or
I drilled Chris long and hard and finally filled her pussy with my root juice.

by eric February 19, 2004

21πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


crime

something very bad a country did

Dang Iraq committed a crime. THose shitheads!!!!

by eric April 19, 2003

24πŸ‘ 81πŸ‘Ž


ARGH

What a girl says whilst recieving a one eyed pirate.

Girl: ARGH! What'd u do that for?

by eric March 9, 2005

19πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


wal-mart

The reason why hippies don't get jobs.

Person 1: Hey, are you gonna go get a job soon?

Hippie: Nah I'd rather just talk about why Wal-mart is ruining the planet.

by eric June 14, 2006

17πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


shraft

Politically correct slang for shitload, buttload, etc.

Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night!

by eric July 9, 2004

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž