momrons

The way you spell the word "Mormon" if you're an idiot or at the very least not paying much attention, like my friend David.

It's funny that David once misspelled "Mormon" as "Momron" because he is Mormon, ha ha

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chicken

Fantastic, the bomb, A-okay

That concert sure was chicken

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Plunge

To masterbate, to be more specific when you can hear noises whether or not your using lotion or lube.

Lets all have a plungin party, I'll supply the lube

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no-tail

a male, as opposed to a tail which would be a female.

I saw the pony tail and thought it was a tail but it turned out to be a no-tail.

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shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk

Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.

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Pastry chef

When one can sign there initials on a girls tits with their cum.

Wow, you were even able to dot the "i" for Ivan? Your a real Pastry Chef

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Ass Bag

hemerroid; a pain in the ass

My boss is such an assbag!

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