pookie

garfield that cat's stuffed bear.

Garfield loves Pookie!

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baby eater

the title when you own someone so bad in a game that you make them quit.

"So, you beat justin so bad in halo he quit?"

"Yah, i changed my name to baby eater..."

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new

That which is not old.

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vindicated

SWEEET ASSS SONG BY DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, but the fucked up society will b on it liek flies on shit, it sux, but hey its too good, rock on

Hope dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption
Winding in and winding out
The shine of it has caught my eye

And roped me in
So mesmerizing, so hypnotizing
I am captivated, I am

{Chorus}
Vindicated
I am selfish
I am wrong
I am right
I swear I'm right
I swear I knew it all along

And I am flawed
But I am cleaning up so well
I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself

So clear
Like the diamond in your ring
Cut to mirror your intentions
Oversized and overwhelmed
The shine of which has caught my eye

And rendered me
So isolated, so motivated
I am certain now that I am

{Chorus}

So turn
Up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'd be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away (3x)
So let me slip against the current
So let me slip away (4x)

{Chorus}

Slight hope
It dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption...

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E-rock

Anyone who's name starts with an E and only wants to listen to rock after getting completely hammered.

Man, E-rock rode in my car last night after we hit up some bars and it was nothing but Archenemy and Megadeth for the rest of the night.

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luncharow

Lucharow is a shorter, faster, and more effective way to converse about lunch tommarow.

Dude 1: Hey man, can I have one of those sandwiches?

Dude 2: No man, those are for luncharow

jeez it up

read the bible, go to church, talk about jesus, think about jesus, etc.

Most commonly "Jeezin' it up."

tony: What'd you do this sunday?
Mark: I was just jeezin' it up at sunday school.

C'mon, jimmy, let's head over to the church to go jeez it up.

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