New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

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HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.

Did you fuck that ugly, horse faced bitch?

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blarge

- the way someone might feel after an eventful, sleep-deprived weekend

"Whoa...Chelsea Adams is blarge today", "she must be, its monday"

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Schklack

To illeagally train platupi for circus acts.

umm im too lazy to think up an example.

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Farce

1.a broadly humorous play based on the exploitation of improbable situations
2.the genre of comedy represented by works of this kind
3.a ludicrous situation or action

"man, this is a fucking farce,im going home and goin to sleep"

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saturn

Best car to hook up. Light (plastic paneling) and fast (1.9 engine) = good hp to weight ratio. Doesn't dent, paint lasts longer.

my turbo saturn that cost 5,000 altogher can smoke a mustang gt thats 25,000+

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for real

Also prounounced "Pho Real?"

You can say anything to anyone, as long as you say it with a smile, and say Pho Real! afterwords and prop them.

Fred: Eric, you're a mung drinker doucebag, I hate you.

Eric: what?

Fred: Pho real! (props eric)

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